Sign, Sign, Everywhere a Sign…
July 7, 2007 Jokes & Humor No CommentsIn a Podiatrist’s office:
“Time wounds all heels.”
On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon :
Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels
On another Septic Tank Truck:
“We’re #1 in the #2 business”
At a Proctologist’s door:
“To expedite your visit please back in.”
Simple Home Remedies
July 7, 2007 Jokes & Humor No Comments1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don’t panic. Simply pour a cup of
boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be almost
instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. You can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat
just by using the sink.