Simple Home Remedies

12:09 pm Jokes & Humor

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don’t panic. Simply pour a cup of
boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be almost
instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. You can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat
just by using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use an
egg timer.

5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will
be too afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget
all about the toothache.

8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really
are: In life, you only need two tools – WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it
doesn’t move but should, use the WD-40. If it should not move and does, use
the duct tape.

9. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.

10. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

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